They are too smart for my own good!

Justin approached me, cup in hand, and told me, "I poured it, accident! I sorry!" Now I ask you, how do you pour it on accident? Spilling it, I understand. But he knows the word spill, and instead used the word pour. And he is all too familiar with the word pour! This is the kid who will take your drink and just dump it on the floor to watch the water flow. This is the kid who grabs my water bottle, runs into the bathroom, and dumps it into the toilet. What fun! This was not a case of mixing up the words, I'm his mother, I can tell. The little stinker knows that if he says accident it's not as bad.