
Showing posts with label vacuums. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacuums. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Life Lessons
Very Important Lesson for Today:
Toy lawnmowers DO NOT, in fact, act as vacuum cleaners on the pile of bread and pretzels spilled on the rug and awaiting little hands to put it in the trash because they were too big to go in the vacuum.
Said pile will now be spread across the width of living room rug and will cause the mother of the children that the little hands belong to, to have a sudden headache, as she had just vacuumed the living room floor. But not with a lawnmower.
Toy lawnmowers DO NOT, in fact, act as vacuum cleaners on the pile of bread and pretzels spilled on the rug and awaiting little hands to put it in the trash because they were too big to go in the vacuum.
Said pile will now be spread across the width of living room rug and will cause the mother of the children that the little hands belong to, to have a sudden headache, as she had just vacuumed the living room floor. But not with a lawnmower.
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