Postcards From Yo Mamma

Some are boring, some are really funny. For example, here's one I like:



i don't trust the maid
Mom:just yestday i was telling Dad how disciplined u were as a toddler
Mom:i trained u to do no 2 before i leave for the office in the morning cos i don't trust the maid washing ur butt cleanly
Mom:hahahaha
Mom:and there's a tune to get u going too….hahahah
Me:omg
Mom:i know!



Also: wedding
Hi Son,We already sent the response card to your uncle but try calling him or Amy and try asking if you could bring a friend to the wedding. You are about the same age and you played with her while you were kids.For your second question, we usually just let them figure it out. Just wear a appropriate outfit and I like your hair shorter like last time. Being gay i genetic, maybe Dad’s side, and we will always love you and we are very proud of you. We are just glad that God gave us two wonderful children.Love,Dad and Mom

I like the comments to that one:

Jaime - May 8, 2008
Really? Nobody else thought the “probably your dad’s side” part was both hilarious and comment-worthy?
4. Doree - May 8, 2008
I agree w/ Jaime…the “probably your dad’s side” is got to be the funniest pass the proverbial blame statement that I’ve heard……
5. Embee - May 8, 2008
Agreed! Especially when combined with the fact that Mom’s writing the email but signs it “Dad and Mom” thereby “deferring” whilst slamming. Loves it.